I’ve got 99 problems and I’m not dealing with any of them
after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020
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i queued this in november 2014 when the tumblr layout was updated. idk how many times it will have changed when you are reading this but lets see if the algorithms were correct
when u have to pee but someones in the bathroom
What?
What the fuck?
I guess youve never had to pee while someone else was in the bathroom
I have my own bathroom.
when you have your own bathroom
- What she says: I'm fine
- What she means: Why is it that we can take almost professional quality photos of literally every mundane thing in our lives these days but the second someone spots a UFO suddenly every camera on earth becomes a mid 90's low res grainy camcorder that's about to run out of battery.
- me: why do Bad Things happen to me
- me, remembering im a fundamentally horrible person: ah.....yes,..
I cannot talk about my feelings like this how the conversation always goes
Me: I feel bad
Person: how so? What do you mean?
Me: fuck you I don’t know stop talking to me
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